I hope this is ok, I thought it would be cool to play a forum game. :) I always love how people's personalities always come out with these things and sometimes they are just goofy.
I started a game like this on PI once, then I let someone else take it over.
Ok, so you make a wish and the next person grants the wish for you, but something bad happens.
Example:
Bob: I wish I could fly!
Mary: Granted. But your shoes are made of lead and you cannot leave the ground.
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
Hank: Granted. But a hungry football fan squirts mustard on you and chases you with a bun.
I wish I had a penny....
And so on. This should be fun.
Hmm, I wish I were the Queen of Mars.
Granted, but it turns out Mars is made of chilly peppers and every time you visit your eyes water. I wish I had a penny.
Granted, but that is all you have.
I wish my house were bigger!
Granted, but your furniture is so big that you can't even reach your chair, table, or bed.
I wish I were in Hawaii.
granted! but the volcanos start to erupt and you have to leave......immediently XD
I wish I had a bosenberry pie :)
Granted... But then a hungry bear comes down and eats you with the pie for dessert.
Granted... but you didn't say a wish, so you get nothing.
I wish I was wise.
Granted, but your socks dont match.
I wish I had a soda.
Granted, but you can't drink it because your brain knows what is in it and refuses to let your body ingest it o_o
I wish people would use proper grammar and spelling more often.
Granted, but it's never in a language you know! :D
I wish I had jeans that fit correctly D:
Granted, but it's your body shrinking or growing to fit them and not the other way around. 0_o
I wish I had a high-stepping stallion!
Granted! But your handsome stallion likes to practice his high-stepping on your toes!
I wish I could fly
Granted, but the ability comes with an acute phobia of heights!
I wish I knew how to make delicious sushi!
Granted, but you develop a severe allergy to seafood.
I wish I had more friends in this town!
*dies laughing*
Granted. But they are all constantly fighting over who likes you more, so they don't like eachother.
I wish I had elves to do house cleaning for me.
Granted, but their version of cleaning is banishing everything in the house to the city dump!
I with there was a cure for stupidity.
Granted, but it takes acceptance of one's stupidity on the part of the patient to be effective.
I wish I wouldn't need sleep.
Granted but now you have such large and dark bags under your eyes that you look like someone that lost in a fight.
I wish for pizza
Granted, but its pet-pizza. All cat food and doggy bones.
I wish I had a million dollars.
Granted, but it's Monopoly money! XD
I wish I had furniture in this apartment. :P
Granted! But it's doll furniture and you can't even fit a foot on the bed! ;D
I wish for a day off.
Granted, but only because you got fired.
I wish I had better artistic skills.
Granted, but you become a starving artist.
I wish I could teleport.
Granted. But you can only teleport into gas station bathrooms. Eww.
I wish I could eat all I want and never gain weight.
Granted! But the only thing you are allowed to eat is mustard pie!
I wish I had a car.. XD
Granted, but you have no gas :(
I wish I had a dog.
Granted, but your dog wont stop barking...all day and all night long XD
I wish I had a Wii
Granted, but it's not the kind of Wii you were picturing... >.>;;;
I wish my cat could talk
Granted, but she nags you....ALL DAY...about EVERYTHING....in a whiny, shrill voice.
I wish I had a house-elf to clean the house.
granted, but your house elves believe you live in the north pole, and keep drawing frost-snowflakes in your windows, stringing lights, and dragging in dead trees. the fire department gives you several warnings, and at last you are fined 20K for creating a hazzard.
I wish I had more wishes.
Granted, but wishes are fishes, and you're REALLY sick of tuna.
I wish I had some blueberries!
Granted, but you found them under the couch and they are covered in dust bunnies.
I wish I had an all expense paid trip to France.
granted, but you are being deported because they believe you are an international spy. Welcome to French high-security.
I wish I had 100 wonderful adoptables!
Granted, but they're all one pixel by one pixel.
I wish that my room had internet
Granted..... but your mom doesnt let you use the computer.
I wish that i had a litter of daucshund puppies to play with.
Granted, but those pups are not potty trained and have soiled all over your new carpet.
I wish for a plate of sushi.
Granted, but it turns out you're standing on it.
I wish for a new carpet.
Granted, but it was kept in a storeroom with the smelly cheeses....you might want to wish for airfreshener, instead!
I wish someone would write my novel for me! D:
Granted, but upon learning the truth behind authorship, all the people who bought it demand a refund and both you and the real author are shamed out of ever writing again.
.....wow that was dramatic. XD
I wish these sims would hurry up and die so I can have a haunted house to play.
Granted, but suddenly the power goes out and your whole game is erased, as you remember you had forgotten to save it.
I wish I had no homework.
Granted - because you flunked out D:
I wish I could actually manage to fall asleep at night!
Granted! but.... it only lasted till someone came into your room to see what you where doing.
I wish someone would make me a great breakfeast.
Granted, but cook has a bug and you come down with the flu.
I wish I could take a nap.
lol
Granted! But you keep having horrible nightmares.
I wish i had all the money in the world!
Granted, but people have reverted to trade goods instead.
I wish I had some hot coffee.
Granted, but you burn your mouth horribly.
I wish I wasn't in public speaking class right now.
Granted! however you end up getting the lead in drama and have to proform that very minute.
I wish i could draw better
Granted. However, whenever you touch a writing utensil, it breaks. Even your mouse when you try to draw with it.
I wish I could have a unique lineart Kennel version of my dog!
Granted, but your computer won't support the image so you can't see it.
I wish I never had to go to work again.
Granted, but work comes your way and you have absolutely no spare time anymore.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
granted! however you become so awake that you turn hyper then pass out.
I wish i could ride a horse right now <.<
Granted, but he bucks you off and you break your leg.
I wish I had a strawberry smoothie right now.
Granted, but you forgot you're allergic to strawberries.
I wish my pets would color themselves xD
Granted, but they're colour blind and turn out really bad, horribly contrasting colours.
I wish I could shapeshift!
Granted! But you get stuck as a baby gecko, and my cats eat you O.o
I wish I had a chauffer (I think i may have spelled that wrong)
Granted, but he's a serial killer...oops
I wish a new episode of Leverage was on right now
Granted, but it turns out to be the last one 'cause the show got canceled.
I wish it wasn't past midnight already xD
Granted, but it will only take one second to become midnight.
I wish I wasn't falling asleep templating the first Visitor
Granted, but you need to do 50 more before you can go to sleep.
I wish I could time travel.
Granted, but you can only travel to the worst moments of your own life.
I wish I had a Puki Darjeeling D: (resin ball joint doll)
Granted, but it comes to life and kills you with post-it notes.
I wish I had a magical tablet.
Granted, but you have to have two use any magic.
I wish my hyperthermia paper was completed.
Granted, but now you have hyperthermia...
I wish I had more hours of work this weekend.
Granted, but they go bankrupt and can't pay you for them!
I wish I could sew!
Granted, but you accidentally sew your thumb to the fabric everytime.
I wish I could be a finalist on America's Got Talent.
Granted, but your rival turns out to be Rockin' Rory and you lose!
I wish my feylix were ready to go again.
Granted, but they unionised and demand wages!
I wish I had some Chinese food right now!
Granted but they make it TOO spicy and you can't stand to eat a single bite.
I wish I had some good coloring ideas.
Granted! But then you find all your colouring pencils were eaten by your pet hamster.
I wish my decorating was finished!
(Felicia - NEVER too spicy! XD)
Granted, but the decorating is done in the nastiest, clashiest colors!
I wish I had some orange juice.
Granted, but it's two weeks old.
I wish I had more inspiration for wishes.
Granted, but none of your wishes come true.
I wish the weather wasn't so icky and humid today.
Granted! as it clears up you then get a warning that a hurricane is headed your way tommorow O_O
I wish people would tell me to not do my moon walkers or to do them <.<
Granted, but they speak a different language.
I wish my Mom would have taken me with her out of town. I wanna go to the mall.
Granted, but you have to pay for her shopping.
I wish I was at a Blue October concert.
Granted, but you're the only one there because it's been canceled.
I wish my sinuses would clear up.
Granted, but now your nose won't stop running. Tissues? =P
I wish my hair wasn't so thick.
Granted, but you become bold.
I wish my new Wii game would work properly >.<
Granted, but now your TV doesn't work.
I wish I have a new car.
Granted, but someone stole the wheels....bummer!
I wish my headache would go away >_<
Granted, but now your stomach hurts.
I wish I could afford an infinite number of adoptables.
Granted, but your computer crashes and you lose them all.
I wish I could go to KFC, I'm hungry.
Granted! but you end up getting sick at the end from food posioning.
I wish my room was done
Granted, but it's done to the point of overcooked - ala charcoal. Oops!
I wish I could shapeshift!
Granted, but then you get stuck as a rock!
I wish I didn't have to write 10,000 words for Electronic Production class...
Granted, but you have to write 1 million words!
I wish I didn't have class so early tomorrow.
Granted! but your class starts now hurry!
I wish that painting had warning labels. I.e be care or you could twist your ankle like i did earlier.
Quote from: Sunchaser109 on September 10, 2009, 06:28:53 PM
Granted! but your class starts now hurry!
I wish that painting had warning labels. I.e be care or you could twist your ankle like i did earlier.
Granted! But only because random paints have become toxic, and if you touch them you get eaten alive by a substance that dissolves them. And, well, you can't really tell the good paints from the bad. Hope you enjoy art class with half of the students melting onto the floor.
I wish I had a vegetarian pet wolf!
Granted, but your wolf has eaten all the vegetables in your fridge, all the plants in your garden, and even your newly mowed lawn.
I wish for summer all year-round.
Granted, but it's Sahara-desert-at-noon type of summer. The wells dry up and all vegetation shrivels and dies.....bummer :(
I wish we had a free dump truck to get rid of all the mouldy ratty furniture, broken appliances, and nameless JUNK the previous owners of this house left behind!
Granted, but the dumptruck is filled with rotting vegetables and they accidentally dump them on your lawn.
I wish I had a pet bunny.
Granted, but it gets into your closet and chews up all your shoes and clothes, then moves on to the bedding (my sister's bunny did this!)!
I wish I had a shiny new laptop!
Granted! its shiny and its new... however when you start it up someone made a mistake and filled the whole computer with virus's
I wish that i was better at art <.<
Granted, but you fail at everything else. :o
I wish someone would take me out to lunch.
Granted, but they forgot their wallet and you have to pay.
I wish my cat would stop nursing on my towel.
Granted, but it uses your little toe instead.
I wish I didn't have writer's block.
Granted, but you're hit with too much inspiration for too many stories at the same time so that the final result is non-sensical, gibberish.
I wish that I was 19 again.
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QuoteGranted, but they're colour blind and turn out really bad, horribly contrasting colours.
XD My husband is colour blind and he colours my sphinxes... often with contrasting colours. lol
Granted! but it also means you have to go back to college and you end up flunking out.
I wish that i could draw humans as well as i do their clothes.
Granted, you are able to draw humans very well, although now you can't draw clothing, at all.
I wish my hubby would take the garbage out on a daily basis.
Quote from: PonyMama on September 15, 2009, 03:28:00 PM
Granted, you are able to draw humans very well, although now you can't draw clothing, at all.
I wish my hubby would take the garbage out on a daily basis.
Granted, but he always forgets to close the lid and you now have a rabid raccoon infestation in your house.
I wish I could go out tonight. (Can't use the car tonight :P)
Granted, but as soon as you're on the road, there is a downpour and all the roads are closed for flooding.
I wish the 4 inch pumps I'm wearing right now didn't hurt so bad.